Ah, well, I haven't updated in quite a long time. I'm in San Francisco now, and will be going to Switzerland in December and again next fall (wherein I will live for about a year if I can swing it) where my girlfriend lives.

On other news, I've been writing more music, and much of it is too long to post on Newgrounds. Here is a new one, check it out if you are so inclined!

A Felon and a Bard - a solo acoustic guitar piece.

...that you would say.

Just type it, don't think about it. Let the words flow - the longer it is and the less punctuation the better, unless it is to denote a time stop in your thoughts.

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So, now to update since I haven't in about a year:

I am going back to work in MA for the summer, as always, then driving across the country at the end of it, and then moving to San Francisco.

The trip will take me through upstate New York, Chicago, Nebraska, Salt Lake City, Reno, Sacramento, and then finally back to the city I live so I can pack my shite up and move it across the bay.

Also, Yes rocks.

I have no clue why they have random clips of someone skiing watermarked over the video, though. People who create music DVDs are generally morons.

Update: I'm not actually doing the roadtrip, sadly. But this means more money for food and living when I am on my own, so that's a plus.

A new age is approaching! Follow me and we will take the great path that our forefathers, such as almighty Stalin and his grandfather of the Pantheon Lenin once said, "All hail" and henceforth we shall be referred to as naught but what we are.

This is an excerpt of a great speech I made in Warsaw as I encouraged them to join the US as the 51st and 52nd states (they were a package deal; Belarus had to come too; there was a minor war due to this, nothing really worth speaking about). This picture is of me resting between two words.

RAM BAM SKRAFHTA JAM

Here it is, the long awaited video that I have toiled over for the past month.

Enjoy.

Hooray!

Also, I'm making a movie which I'll soon link to.

...buy you cigarettes, lottery tickets, porn, and if we were in the UK or any other rationally-lawed country for that matter, alcohol.

And I can be tried in an adult court of my peers!

...Oh yeah, I can vote too. Go Ron Paul. ?

Is the bane of my existence.

So, you think you have what it takes? DO YOU?

You don't know jack. You don't know me. You don't know where I'm from! YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT SORT OF SHIT I GOTTHOUG EVREY DAYY!!!! SUMTIMES I JUST CRY WHEN I THINK OF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU

Sometimes when I get really hungry I make a big snack and then eat it.

Oftentimes when I don't eat it, I save it for later, and then eat it.

Things are going smoothly as usual.